Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in bm712404's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
1:39 pm	A Vacation? So many things have gone on that I can't remember half of them....o well. Alright so 2morrow I'm off to the Poconos to stay with my Aunt. Guess where I'm going biotches, THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE! I'll be frolicking with the little 5 year olds, last year I was forced to go on the carousel. Yes, me riding the plastic ponies. They had a petting zoo there...u know if u wanna call a rabbit in a cage a zoo. Camp's almost over, no more work, no more ninos de campo de diablos. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, July 12th, 2004
8:39 pm	Niños de campo de diablo This post is dedicated to all the niños de campo de diablo (Devil Camp Children) of the world. I solute you little devil camp children for driving me closer and closer to suicide each day. It is because of you, that I am now afraid on confined spaces and lunchboxes. It is because of you that I have grown to hate the games Uno, Spit, and Connect four. It is because of you that I was almost crippled while on my way to the icecream truck..is a choco taco really that much to ask for....really...is it? Current Mood: discontent (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 26th, 2004
3:14 pm	Inga the Mc Donalds Bitch Yes I know I haven't updated for a while but its not like my life is actually interesting enough to write about. If I must, I will ramble. I survived my 6 hours finishing them off with Nick the driving instructer aka. Nick the child molester. Kirsten has a new stalker, Chris some kid we work with. He only met her once and continues to call her at least 13 times a day. This is not including the 2 times he called when we were at the movies last night. Some guy that worked there gave us free tickets...he was like 30...hope he wasn't expecting anything in return..::cough:: I would like to introduce the newest member of Trailer Park Tales. INGA THE MC DONALDS BITCH. I was gonna post her story on here yet Killeen made it a little to X-rated for my livejournal. (You sick, sick ho) I will tell you this one thing though. She likes to roll around in burger slop while she thinks about Du'Chant rubbin oil all over himself. Inga...not Killeen. Actually, she might do the same thing while she thinks about Ghetto Nicole but we'll never know will we. Current Mood: content (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
9:33 pm	I Saw the White Light Holy Crunk.... Alright folks today was the first session of my 6 hours. All I have to say is that those were the worst 2 hours of my whole entire life. So Kirsten (my neighbor) went for her license with her driving instructor. When she got home I just happened to have the same lady. THE LADY WAS MENTALLY INSANE! (no joke). As soon as I get into the car I reach for the seat(because of course SAFETY FIRST HOS!)She grabs my hand and yells at me to not touch anything. She's like "Take a deep breath now and clear your ora. All clear? Alright then. We're just going to start off with some basic driving chi. Breath in...good...breath out." To make a long story short I was soon doing 50 on the highway even though I HAD NEVER BEEN ON THE ROAD IN MY LIFE. The lady continued to mock me because I got cut off by an old lady. She then talked about how childen should be abused if they mess up in school, and how she wants capital punishment passed. She also talked about how cancer patients should be aloud to smoke weed because their gonna die anyway. I had to drive to Bayville, then to Seaside (where I got lost trying to pick up some kid, and almost crashed doing a K turn). To top things off THE LADY WOULDN'T LET ME USE THE BRAKE. She kept repeating "Smooth sailing" and then did this little dance. She made me drive to WaWa where she bought food, honestly who eats a WaWa HOTDOG WITH A COFFEE (thats even more discusting than smith's herpes!!) I want to take the hotdog and shove it up her.....ok I'm calming down now...Ha I called and complained about the lady so I could get a new instructor. One more hour with that lady and I don't think I would have made it out alive. I went to the Olive Garden again....mwahahahahaha Birthday shoutouts to Kirsten and MY MOMMY! Kirsten has limp hands. P.S.: While the other kid was driving the car he could get the key in, so the instructor was like jiggle it. "JIGGLE, JIGGLE" Current Mood: cynical (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 12th, 2004
2:14 pm	Stalker Forgot something guys.... bm712404's LJ stalker is xlildrummergurl! xlildrummergurl is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com KILLEEN, I KNEW IT U DIRTY HO! Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
1:39 pm	My Problems with the Harry Potter Movie Alright now if you hate Harry Potter than there is no point in reading this....so go away....NOW THEN I will admit that by seeing the Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban trailer I didn't really expect much. I mean 'Something wicked this way comes?' Please... Thats not even gramatically correct, let alone an excusable catch phrase. I have a list of big time annoyances, starting with; 1) This is Oliver Wood's last year as quidditch captain. And umm... where was he? Thats right, HE WASN'T THERE. And Katie and Alicia? Is this a whole new team? 2) The whole 10 seconds of quidditch was Alfonso's 'build up' for the Dementors. And Harry falling from the clouds to the ground? Give me a break... 3) Cho Chang... I'm sorry but was she even included? Did we even get the hint that Harry liked her? NOPE 4) The CLOCK TOWER? Where the hell did the clock tower come from? ZELDA? 5) A whole 5 minutes was spent watching Harry ride the stupid Hippogriff!! 30 seconds could have been spent on that and it was so stolen from Titanic scene "Look Jack I'm flying.." 6) Hogwarts seems to have....relocated. Is Hogwarts now on an Island? Where the freak is Hagrids Hut? On the bottom of a hill? The Whomping Willow was so stupid. Everything is completly different. And in a horrible way. 7) The Hogwarts CHOIR??? WTF??? They could have just used them to sing the Hogwarts anthem. Double BDouble Toil and Trouble? That friggin phrase was used in stupid witchcraft movies of the 90's. 8) Now the main characters seem to be wearing muggle clothes. It annoys me. 9) I LOVED the original HP theme music that was used in the first second of the movie and the credits. And why the hell was Lupin listening to Big Band Jazz of the 30's. It makes me want to vomit blood. 10) Snape says "What is the diff. between an Animagus and a werewolf" or something along those lines. Where does McGonagal tell them what an animagus is? WHERE IS MCGONAGAL AT ALL?? 11) There is no internal plot and half of the movie is spent on the end. In fact half of the movie IS the end. 12) The knight bus was gay. I swear, The jamaican head was just used for cheap gags. 13) Where in the book does it even HINT that Hermione has a sudden thing for Ron? I mean the way she grabs his hand and crys on his shoulder. UGH 14) So much good stuff was taken out of the book. I hate Alfonso Curan with a new passion now. 15) Ron now has absolutly no more purpose in the book rather then to get cheap laughs. 16) Where exactly does it specify who Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Moony are? Had you not read the books, you would be like "huh?" 17) Hermione says "Any minute now, they will perform the kiss..." Again, had you not read the books, you would think "WTF????" 18) Lupin as a werewolf looks like an oversized bald dog. 19) Since when can you calm down the Whomping Willow WITH A SIMPLE SPELL? Any Hogwarts student would be able to shut it up with the 'immobulus' charm. 20) Dumbledore looked like a bumbling fool. No longer does he look kind, caring, and God forbid MAGICAL. 21) Draco..... Ok buddy listen up. Your hair IS SUPPOSED TO BE GELLED BACK. And hes a wimp now!! He almost cryed when Hermione had her wand to him. And draco does Origami now? COME ON. 22) One of Draco's buddies (I think its Goyle) Seems to be on the Atkins diet. Because he is now long, gangly, and SKINNY. He's supposed to be THICK and STUPID, and have that blank look on his face. Same problem with Neville. 23) If you look at the size of the first three books, the 3rd book is of much greater size then the first two, yet it is somehow a MUCH shorter movie. 24) The Leaky Cauldron looks like Knockturn Alley. 25) Harry is supposed to OVERHEAR the news about Sirius coming to kill Harry. But NOOOO Arthur Weasley PURPOSEFULLY pulls him aside to tell him the news. I really do think Alfonso Curaun tried to put his own 'spin' on the world of Harry Potter but messed up terribly in the process. This movie puts me in serious doubt for the ones to follow... I seriously think JK Rowling should sue Alfonso AND Warner Bros for completly massacring her belovled book. I think it was a waste of time AND money. ...Alright thats all the ranting that will be done today.... Current Mood: aggravated (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 11th, 2004
8:32 pm	Chemistry Poem This is a poem written in Chemistry by Me, Smith, Christina, and Killeen. We each took turns throwing cruel comments back and forth through this poem...lot's of fun. *Note: NOTHING IN THIS POEM IS TRUE INFORMATION...except for Killeen being a man.* Bri thinks she's cool, But really, she's just a tool. We're not sure what sex she likes, For all we know, she might be a dike! Killeen is really gay, She says she's not but who is to say. Killeen is a man, She wants to join the Wu Tang Clan. Smith is herpaliscious, She thinks Layton is delicious. She fondles herself on the bus, She likes to lust. (over cocks) Christina is evil for starting this poem, The lesbian strip club is where she likes to roam. She is bi, And likes to get high. (with Smith) When she grows up she will become a pornstar, Her friendship with Killeen has gone WAY to far. (if you know what I mean.) Current Mood: giddy (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
4:20 pm	Uncle Tom's Cabin All I have to say is...damn those tap dancing fools. Yeah, we went to the whole Paper Mill Playhouse ordeal. Let’s just say I’ve never suffer as much during a public event than at this. Stupid talented people. First off, we sooo should have won for best costumes, I mean ours were handmade. But nooo the group with the sparkly leotards won, why….because they tap danced. As the night ended, we left empty handed. I mean, we won absolutely nothing. Of course, the president said we were all winners, yet winners usually go home with prizes! Here’s an excerpt from "Miller's Playhouse"...the story of trailer trash just trying to get by in the cruel world. "As they neared the buildin’ Hausse pushed open the greasy, oily door to find Big Mamma a twirlin’ around on the stage. “A-ka-chunkety chunk, a-ka-chunkety- chunk,” the pole went a rattlin’ under the weight of Big Mamma. Her hefty hands grasped the pole as she tried a shiftin’ her weight back n’ forth in a sexual manner. The rotund and robust figure chuckled, her manly voice echoin’ through the room, as the smell of cheese permeated the atmosphere." Current Mood: cheerful (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
9:26 pm	Getting it in the Hole Ha...I thought this title would get your attention you sick beasts. School was alright today, I won best actress for the decade project, a big crunck 4-shizzle to all who voted for me. All I have to say is...I'M HOLDING SMITH'S ID HOSTAGE! Mwahahaha...you ho...that's what you get for calling me a loser in your lj. Well I just got back from golfing with my family, that was interesting. Alright, first we went to Blackbeards Cave which was taken over by kids. I mean they were everyone, I guess it was cuz Dora the Explorer was making her big appearence today. So pissed I missed that. We decided to go to some place in Seaside with much protest by Dan. I did alright..well I lost..but thats only beacause I sucked on two holes, that screwed me for the rest of the game. On the last hole of the game (the hardest hole)the rest of my family took the easy way by using the guiding tunnel. BUT NOT I, I just did a slap shot as the ball rolled down the hill, hit the brick siding, flew into the air, and landed strait in the hole. It was an awesome hole in one baby, I should have gotten bonus points. Current Mood: accomplished (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 30th, 2004
11:54 pm	The Start of a Good Day Well today I started my day off by going to one of the 7 wonders of the world the...OLIVE GARDEN. After I went over Kirsten, and was bored so I curled her hair. Damn curling iron attacked me and ripped my hand off...or maybe just burned me...but it hurt like hell! Then we went to the boardwalk. You know.. I think I have a gambling problem...those stupid crane games can be quite addicting. Now they have a massive crane game, its like huge...my dream has finally come to, but I didn't want to waste my money on it. Kirsten tried to flirt with one of the guys at a stand. Didn't go to well cuz she is blond, therefore is missing a few brain cells. Many ghetto people there with their oversized jerseys, baggy pants, and fake gold chains. Dan said we can go to the Race track this week for some illegal, underage gambling...YAY! Current Mood: hyper (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 28th, 2004
1:47 am	Finally Friday I went to see Sherk with Kirsten and then we were off to Cool Beans. Too many ghetto thugs around with their ho's if you ask me. Quiz 1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "...to build a palace forty miles long out of di'monds..." (from Huck Finn) 2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My desk 3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? I Love the 80's 4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 12:00am 5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 12:11am 6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: My T.V. 7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? At 7, I was forced to walk my dog. 8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? My e-mail 9: What are you wearing? Pajamas 10: Did you dream last night? Nope, I don't really dream that often. 11: When did you last laugh? On the phine like 10 minutes ago. 12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Nothing 13: Seen anything weird lately?: I saw Kirsten yesterday...does that count... 14: What do you think of this quiz?: It's gay 15: What is the last film you saw?: Shrek 16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A car 17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm a loser 18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Dunno 19: Do you like to dance?: Fo-sizzle 20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?: No comment 21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Madison 21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Hayden 22: Would you ever consider living abroad? Surely B Boisterous R Respectable I Influential A Amorous N Noisy N Nerdy E Extreme Name / Username: Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 27th, 2004
7:41 pm	Is it Thursday Already? CRUNK!!!....sorry dunno where that came from. Well, today was Thursday and yeah...it was Thursday. Gym was fun..as we walked around the track and discussed if tampons were male or female. Really....just think about it...if their male they must be gay, cuz they come in purple and pink packages. Spanish was crap, some lady came in and surveyed our class. Me, Ally, Michele, n Smith were forced to move toward the front. (not cool cuz I couldn't reach Smith's goldfish)I stayed after school and checked costumes. Cheerleading tryouts were going on so they flooded through the hallways and swarmed into the bathrooms. (I mean like every damn bathroom in the school) They filled the hallways jumping all around and practicing their fancy cheers. I wanted to throw my shoe at them. Mrs. Martin made me help carry a bunch of shirts out to her car. We bonded..she told me how she washes clothes...and we shared a chuckle or two. This is dedicated to you Mrs. Martin.....SNOWPLUSH!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
5:52 pm	The Musical Reunion Today in gym we played speed ball for the 1,000,000th time. It a mixture of soccer and basketball. Tobin stop coming up with these stupid games that don't exist, just like frisbee baseball (not a real game!) It's pretty funny that even though I actually play soccer, I refuse to participate in gym (waste of time if you ask me). Spanish was eh...can't read the board at all, I think I'm going blind. I stepped on a cup, but can someone please tell me what a cup was doing on the floor! Not to mention me getting stabbed a few times, ho's! I had to stay after for the King and I practice which sucked. It's weird cuz they had to cut it down to 3 minutes so I'm all confused. Killeen has so much toe jam she could make Nicole a sandwich, you nasty cave bitch. Crunk! P.S.- My moms playin that damn John Denver cd again. So I stole it and she caught me, making me put it back. She actually was mad that she had to listen to the cd over again. Are you crazy women, you listen to the same songs over n over again everyday! P.S.S- I'm taking a poll: If you know what a person screaming "TAKE IT, TAKE IT!" is please comment. I wanna know how many sheltered people there are..lol Current Mood: chipper (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 24th, 2004
6:01 pm	Another Monday Ah...another Monday. Today was nothing special, just hot as hell! Gym class sucked, man I'd like to see Tobin run in the dying heat but noooo he'll just sit by the cooler of water with his little stop watch. Some kid sprayed pepper spray in the 300's corridor...loser...and some girl like had an asthma attack and had to go to the hospital. Kid got suspended, I heard he might get arrested if they press charges, but who knows if thats true. I'm gonna go insane if my mom plays that same damn John Denver cd one more time. It's been four days strait women, get a new cd!! Current Mood: annoyed (Comment on this)
Friday, May 21st, 2004
11:18 pm	"For As Long as You Both Shall Live" This afternoon I went to my neighbor Bill and his new wife Jessica's wedding. It was at SDS and was so nice. I felt bad though I didn't cry but its weird knowing that a bunch of kids you grew up with are going off to get married and have babies. We all snuck upstairs to the classrooms and left notes on the boards of all our old teachers (which they will probably be pissed about come monday morning) When the ceremony was over Laur and I went to visit Mrs. Hensley, our old music teacher, she seems really depressed and there were many awkward silences. Afterwards, I went to the Olive Garden with Laur and Kirsten...I live for their breadsticks and salad. Some lady came out and asked me if I had any drugs...wtf...drugs...uh sorry no.. Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
6:22 pm	A Fun Filled Family Outing School was basically boring today. Spanish is a waste of a class, Michele, Smith, Ally, and I just sit in the back and eat pizza goldfish while the kids in out class proceed curse each other off. (The word narc was used numerous times). I went to see Troy with my brothers today. Let's just say its not a family movie, to many uncomfortable moments with nude scenes. The movie was ok but everytime there was a person about to die they would put it in slow motion and have this random women's voice humming or moaning (very strange). Plus the movie was way to predictable, you already know whos gonna kill who and how. I suggest you go if you wanna see Brad Pitt's fine naked ass, you'll certainly get a show. Current Mood: giddy (2 Comments |Comment on this)